Question: So theres a henway and .......
wait what's a henway?
wait what's a henway?
Answer: About 2 pounds!
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Question: Knock knock.Who's there?Ben.Ben who?
Answer: Ben over& kiss me.
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Question: What is in the sky?
Answer: in the morning in the sky, is sun and clouds and in the night in the sky, is moon and stars.
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Question: Bill rode his bicycle 300 miles. Three tires were used equally in accumulating this distance. How many miles of wear did each tire sustain?
Answer: 200 miles. For every mile traveled, each of the two tires sustained one mile of usage. Therefore, in a total of 300 miles traveled, there would be a total of 600 miles of wear. And 600 divided by three is 200.
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Question: A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?
Answer: The sisters are Siamese twins.
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Question: What happens only in the middle of each month, in all of the seasons, except
summer and happens only in the night, never in the day?
summer and happens only in the night, never in the day?
Answer: The letter 'N.'
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Question: The first guy makes IT,but never uses it then sells IT. the second guy buys IT but never uses IT. The third guy uses IT but never see's it. The third man is not blind. What is IT.
Answer: it is a coffin the first guy makes it then sell it the second guy buys it and the blind man uses it but doesnt see it because he is dead.
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Question: I Am big and yet samll thin yet fat. What am i?
Answer: I am a tree.
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Question: Which would see most clearly in total darkness? A bat, a tiger, or an owl.
Answer: None. In total darkness it is impossible to see anything.
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Question: I make noise, yet you dont see me make it. I alarm for good yet sometimes for worse. I have companion, what am i?
Answer: thunder
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