Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
What am I?
Question: There's not a kingdom on the earth,
But I have travell'd o'er and o'er,
And though I know not whence my birth,
Yet when I come, you know my roar.
I through the town do take my flight,
And through the fields and meadows green,
And whether it be day or night,
I neither am nor can be seen.
Question: I've measured it from side to side,
'Tis three feet long and two feet wide.
It is of compass small, and bare
To thirsty suns and parching air.
Question: My first is often at the front door.
My second is found in the cereal family.
My third is what most people want.
My whole is one of the United States.
Question: In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose?
Question: A man buys a door for his door frame. When he brings it home, he finds it too big for the door frame. He cuts a piece off, and finds it is too small. He cuts another piece off, he finds it is the perfect size. How is this possible?
Answer: The door was too big for the frame. When he cut a piece off. The piece was too small, so the door was still too big. When he cut another piece off, the door wasn't too big it is the perfec size.