Question: A farmer is walking along, and he finds a locked door with a sign that says, "this door leads to riches and fortune! any key will open it." He has a key, but it dosent fit. He decides to get another key, but it dosent fit either. he tries once more, but the key dosent fit. By now the farmer is very mad. Why didnt the 3 keys fit?
Answer: Becasue he used a turKEY, a donKEY and a monKEY.
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Question: There is a plane that is flying close to the border between canada and the U.S.A. There is an engine failure and the plane crashes right on the border of canada and U.S.A. Where do they bury the survivors?
Answer: You can't bury the survivors because they are alive and not dead.
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Question: There is a thief in a jail cell, wanting to get out.
There are no windows, hole or cracks in the walls, he doesn't have any tools, and the door to the jail cell is 3 inches thick. But still the criminal manages to get out. How does he do this?
Answer: The door isn't locked.
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Question: Which month has 28 days?
Answer: All of them!
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Question: My teeth are sharp, my back is straight, to cut things up it is my fate.

What am I?
Answer: A Saw.
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Question: A plane crashes excatly between the border of the United States and Canada.Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: No where u don't bury survivors
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Question: IT is greater than God.
IT is more evil than the devil.
the poor have IT.
the rich need IT.
if you eat IT you will die.
what is IT?
Answer: nothing
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Question: I fly in the air,
But I am not always there.
I cannot be touched,
But I can be felt or held.
Think very hard,
But if you live near the equator,
You may have a tough time seeing me.
What am I?
Answer: Your breath.
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Question: We're 5 little items of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in A Tennis Court.
What are we?
Answer: The 5 Vowels: A E I O U.
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Question: I have legs but cannot walk, who can scream but cannot talk
Answer: monkey
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