Question: I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
Answer: Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
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Question: I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?
Answer: A Wheelbarrow.
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Question: Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Answer: Tom's mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side.
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Question: I am the fountain from which no one can drink.
For many I am considered a necessary link.
Like gold to all I am sought for,
But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more.
.What am I?
Answer: Oil.
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Question: I'm a riddle in nine syllables, An elephant, a ponderous house, A melon strolling on two tendrils O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber! The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising Money's new minted in this fat purse. I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf. I've eaten a bag of green apples Boarded the train there's no getting off.
Answer: Only women get this way
Pregnancy (this is also a famous poem)
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Question: Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
Answer: Time
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Question: What is a vampires favorite test?
Answer: A blood test
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Question: Easy crossword puzzle has been removed.
Answer: Easy crossword puzzle has been removed.
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Question: Shortly after jumping from an aircraft at 5000 or so feet, a man deploys his parachute. When he looks up he sees a rather large hole in his parachute.

Nonetheless he lands safely without
assistance and without using his reserve chute. Why did he survive?
Answer: Most parachutes need a hole in them to let the air pass through. Otherwise the parachute would swing wildly side to side.
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Question: In a pond there are some flowers with some bees hovering over the flowers. How many flowers and bees are there if both the following statements are true:

1. If each bee lands on a flower, one bee doesn't get a flower.
2. If two bees share each flower, there is one flower left out.
Answer: 4 bees and 3 flowers.
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