Why Did That Happen!
Published: Nov 30, 1999
Riddle: Why did the man brush his teeth?
Answer: Because he was going to color in his coloring book and watch cartoons with his stuffed animal. And go to the movies and the theater to see unicorns on ice and buy a key chain. Then read the warning labels on deoderant at Wal-Mart. Then count how many licence plates started with the letter 4. Then he was going to ride his bike. Then he told his granmother she looked fat in her dress and she slapped the you know what out of him.
AS YOU CAN SEE HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS LIFE JUST LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO SIT HERE AND READ ANSWERS TO RIDDLES THAT YOU DID NOT MAKE UP AND CLAIM THEM TO TELL THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVE ANY AND FILL ALL GOOD BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE SO CLEVER.
NOT!!!
JUST KIDDING SO DON"T KILL ME!!!
AS YOU CAN SEE HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS LIFE JUST LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO SIT HERE AND READ ANSWERS TO RIDDLES THAT YOU DID NOT MAKE UP AND CLAIM THEM TO TELL THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVE ANY AND FILL ALL GOOD BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE SO CLEVER.
NOT!!!
JUST KIDDING SO DON"T KILL ME!!!
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