$100,000?

Riddle: If I say that I will give you $100,000 tomorrow, when will you get it?

Answer: Never! Tomorrow NEVER EVER comes! It's always TODAY!!!

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If I say that I will give you $100,000 tomorrow, when will you get it? — $100,000? by pusheen5555 v1.

Riddle: If I say that I will give you $100,000 tomorrow, when will you get it? Answer: Never! Tomorrow NEVER EVER comes! It's always TODAY!!! — by pusheen5555 v2.