Texas Math

Riddle: If I have 7 guns and the Government takes away 7, how many guns do I have left?

Answer: 26. I lied about the 7. Don’t mess with Texas!

Source: https://www.riddles.com/index.php/7268

If I have 7 guns and the Government takes away 7, how many guns do I have left? — Texas Math by JNutt22 v1.

Riddle: If I have 7 guns and the Government takes away 7, how many guns do I have left? Answer: 26. I lied about the 7. Don’t mess with Texas! — by JNutt22 v2.