Riddle:
What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle:
How do you spell the word 'Panda' in two letters?
Answer: P and A P(and)a.
Riddle:
What does CLASS stand for?
Answer: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
Riddle:
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Answer: Put it in front of a mirror of course!
Riddle:
Fill each blank with the suitable country:
"I am _______." "Maybe you should _____ the fridge." "I'm _______ to the kitchen." "Is there any ______?" "We have some, but it's covered in ______" "Ew, there's ______I'd eat that!"
Answer: “I am hungary.” “Maybe you should czech the fridge.” “I’m russian to the kitchen.” “Is there any turkey?” “We have some, but it’s covered in greece” “ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
Riddle:
What does SCHOOL stand for?
Answer: Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Life.
Riddle:
What is good for your bald head?
Answer: Some hair.
Riddle:
What Time Is It When An Elephant Sits on Your Chair?
Answer: Time to get a new chair.
Riddle:
What kind of rocks are found in the Mississippi River?
Answer: Wet ones.
Riddle:
What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. has a short one. Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope never uses it. What is it?
Answer: A last name.
Riddle:
What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Answer: His job.
Riddle:
Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
Riddle:
What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a lifetime?
Answer: Memories.
Riddle:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
Riddle:
What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
Answer: He makes the firefly.
Riddle:
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny.
Riddle:
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle:
What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle:
What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer: A walk. Another popular answer: A Zipper.
