Question: What goes up when the rain goes down?
Answer: An umbrella.
Question: There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
Answer: The fish bowl got knocked over. The bodies were goldfish.
Question: thers 6 people at a table each has 5 crabs icome and sit down my sister gives me 1/2 her crabmeat so why do we have the same amount of crabmeat?
Answer: i was the 7th person i did not have crabs at first
Question: Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
Answer: She was a hurricane.
Question: What 2 letters can you use to spell candy
Answer: C and Y
Question: There is a rooster sitting on the very top of a roof and all of a sudden lays its' eggs. Which way do the eggs roll?
Answer: A rooster doesn't lay eggs!
Question: What can we get,but never throw away?
Answer: tissues
A cold
A cold
Question: If you take off my skin, I won´t cry but you will cry. What am I ?
Answer: They have many layers
Onion
Onion
Question: A big indian and a small indian are going to fish. The big indian is not the small indian father but the small indian is the big indian's son. What is the relationship between the two?
Answer: The big indian is the small indian's mother.
Question: I only two backbones and thousands of ribs.
Answer: A railroad.
