Question: The more there is the less you see

Question: If an electric train goes 20mph south and the wind is blowing 400mph north which way is the smoke going??

Question: who came first, the chikin or the egg???

Question: It has a head, a tail, s brown, and has no legs. What is it??

Question: Your in a room (a normal room)

In the middle of a room there is a table on it's side.

On the floor there is a glass.

And a pool of water.

Juliette is dead next to the glass.

Romeo has killed her.

Why?

Question: there was a man building a shed. he needed 100 bricks to make it. he bought a hundred bricks and went home to find he was missing 1 brick. where did his 100th brick go? ok nevermind that riddle. i messed it up- heres another one. (down)



There was a man smoking a cigar in his car. he had a dog and his window was down. the man threw the cigar out the window and the dog jumped out the window too. the dog came back with something. what did he come back with?

Question: Your in a room (a normal room)
In the middle of a room there is a table on it's side.
On the floor there is a glass.
And a pool of water.
Juliette is dead next to the glass.
Romeo has killed her.
Why?

Question: a man is talking to his wife. he puts his arms out and dies. how did he die?

Question: What's greater then god?
More Evil then the devil
Rich people want it, poor people have it
Is Dry and wet
A rich person doesn't need it A poor person has it And if you eat it you will die

Question: A women shoots her husband,drowns him,hangs him then 5 minutes later they go out for dinner and a movie. What did she do?