Question: By morning i have 4 legs, afternoon I have 2, and night I have 3. What am I?
Answer: A human. First you crawl on all fours when you are a baby. Then you start walking on your 2 feet. Then you get old and walk with your 2 feet and a cane.
Question: A plane crashed in Argentina where did they bury the survivers?
Answer: You don't bury survivers!
Question: What goes around the world but stays in one corner?
Answer: A Stamp
Question: When I Dry I Get Wet. What Am I ?
Answer: A Sponge.
Question: How many animalsdid moses take on the arc at a time?
Answer: Moses didn't have an arc, it was Noah!
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer:
Question: with your ears you see me. with your nose you taste me.
what am i?
what am i?
Answer: i am the wind.
(i know it's not a very good riddle but w/e i'm bored)
(i know it's not a very good riddle but w/e i'm bored)
Question: I was born in the 18th century, yet still live on today. Appearing on TV when I have something to say. Called everything from "honest" to a dirty rotten "crook", I used to wear a wig, but have had several looks. I've always had a party, but never disturb the neighbors. I've been shot at many times - major stories for the papers. What am I?
Answer: The Office of the President of the United States.
Question: if the man said there was 40 more sweets in the shop why did 80 peolpe come in for the sweets?
Answer: because 40 people stole them
