Question: I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, ut still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I???
Question: romeo andd juliet are found dead lying on the floor in a puddle of water next to some broken glass the only one home is the cat twinke.what happend and how did they die????
Answer: the cat knocked the fish tank over.(romeo and juliet are fish if u dident get the hint dumbasses)