Answer: Don't look now but between us something smells.
( There are two word meanings for the word 'smells' , one is a verb and the other meaning is that it stinks)
Question: I am born when the lihgt is born, I die when the light is dead, I am the opposite of light and brightness but I am still what they give birth to. What am I?
Question: A boy made a deal with another boy saying, "If you touch Me I will give You a hundered dollars."
Why did'nt the other boy get a hundered dollars?
Answer: The boy's name was'nt me and the other boy's name was'nt you.