Question: the person who invented it did not want it. the person who wanted it did not need it and the person who needed it did not know about it.
Answer: a coffin
Question: J F M A M J J
What do these letters stand for??
What do these letters stand for??
Answer: The months
Question: What come but never arrives?
Answer: tomorrow
Question: The beginning of eternity.
The end of time and space.
The begining of every end.
And end of every place!
The end of time and space.
The begining of every end.
And end of every place!
Answer: The letter E!
Question: What did one eye say to the other?
Answer: Don't look now but between us something smells.
( There are two word meanings for the word 'smells' , one is a verb and the other meaning is that it stinks)
( There are two word meanings for the word 'smells' , one is a verb and the other meaning is that it stinks)
Question: I am born when the lihgt is born, I die when the light is dead, I am the opposite of light and brightness but I am still what they give birth to. What am I?
Answer: I am a Shadow.
Question: A boy made a deal with another boy saying, "If you touch Me I will give You a hundered dollars."
Why did'nt the other boy get a hundered dollars?
Why did'nt the other boy get a hundered dollars?
Answer: The boy's name was'nt me and the other boy's name was'nt you.
Question: What is coming but never arrves ???
Answer: Tommorrow
Question: What is white or black but can never go back?
Answer: A hearse
Question: If peter is the son of John and John is the father of peter. The John is the ______ of the father
Answer: john is the name of the father
