Question: I need air to survive, yet i am not living....

~~~?WHAT AM I?~~~

Question: when is a door not a door?

Question: A man works nights. One night he goes to work drunk, turns out the lights and falls asleep. When he awakes, there are wet, dead human bodies on the ground. Where does he work?

Question: I run but never walk,
I have a bed but do not sleep,
and I have a mouth but do not eat.
What am I?

Question: When Ming was five years old, his anti-war parents asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up? Mings reasponse was that he wanted to shoot and blow things up. As his parents heard his idea they were very proud. Why is this?

Question: I make people cry and smell very bad what am I?

Question: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Question: A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. One day his neighbor borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces. The neighbor was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbor for doing him a big favor. The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds (1, 2, 3, 17, 29, 37, etc.) using these four stones.

How much do the four stones weigh?

Question: If Mark is the son of John, then John is the______________of Mark's father. What should be in the blank?

Question: What gets wet while it dries?