Question: If a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks,what is a greenhouse made of?
Answer: glass
Question: Justien is trying to buy a car that cost 10000 and the interst rate is 50 precent.wat iz the total.
Answer: 1000*50=50000
Question: I suck at writing riddles. Everyone hates my riddles. No one get's my riddles, and I laugh at myself when I don't know what people are talking about, and they are laughing at me. Who am I?
Answer: RIDDLER!!!!!!!!!!HE SUCKS AT DOING RIDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: A man lived in a cell with no doors, no food and no drinks. The only thing he had in the cell was a calender, table and a bed. What did he eat???
Answer: The man ate the dates off the calender.
Question: Often held but never touched, always wet but never rusts, to use me well you must have wit. What am I?
Answer: Your tongue!
Question: whats black and white and red all over
Answer: a newspaper
Question: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 0 legs in the evening?
Answer: The morning is a baby, which crawls on 4 legs, the afternoon is a child, which walks on 2 legs, and the evening is a old person in a wheelchiar, not walking at all
Question: What accur once in a minute ,twice in a moment but never in a thosand years?
Answer: The letter M
Question: What is a question someone can ask, but you can never answer?
Answer: Are you Asleep? or Are you sleeping?
Question: Who is stronger than god?
Who is more evil than the devil?
The poor has it.
The rich need it.
You eat it you die.
Who is more evil than the devil?
The poor has it.
The rich need it.
You eat it you die.
Answer: the it is nothing.
