Question: What can run but never walks?
Has a mouth but never talks?
Has a bed but never sleeps?
Has a head but never weeps?
Has a mouth but never talks?
Has a bed but never sleeps?
Has a head but never weeps?
Answer: A river.
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Question: go down. how do you get out with a locked door
Answer: its a cardbourd box so you rip it apart then a hobo attacks you for desatroying its home
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Question: thirty white horses on a white hill
first they clamp
then they stamp
then they stand still
first they clamp
then they stamp
then they stand still
Answer: teeth
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Question: is this statement false:true or false?
Answer: You don't know cause there's no answer!
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Question: who invented gun powder?
Answer: a lady who wanted guns to look preety
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Question: What would you rather, a crocodile attack you, or an alligator?
Answer: Well personally, I'd prefer the crocodile to attack the alligator instead of me!
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Question: There are 2 in every room and 1 in every corner? What is it?
Answer: The letter o
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Question: i`m good when i`m bad i`m hurt when i`m asleep.
Answer: i`m a dog having babies.
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Question: The bigining of every year, the middle of forever and the end of time and space. what am I?
Answer: The letter 'e'
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Question: what did madea say when she went for a scroll with her grand baby .
Answer: We gonig to the clinic to see who was on top.
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