Question: which cheese is mad backwards?

clue: its a cheese!
Answer: Edam - you didnt get it did you?
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Question: A father and his son are drivig down the road and get in a car accident. The dad dies and the son has to go to the ER. Right before the boy gets operated on, the doctor walked in and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son." Who's the doctor?
Answer: The Mother
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Question: I act of veil of shadow sometimes i shall let you see through me sometimes i shall not ,I hide from day but i still exist .
Answer: darkness
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Question: It's more powerful than God
It's more evil than the devil
The poor have it
The rich need it
If you eat it, you will die.
What is it?
Answer: Nothing!
Nothing is more powerful than God
Nothing is more evil than the devil
The poor have nothing
The rich need nothing
If you eat nothing you will die.

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Question: I'm at the beginning of awesome
At the end of every comma
And in the middle of stomach
Who am i?
Answer: The letter "a"
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Question: what has holes in it but, can contain water
Answer: a sponge
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Question: what is round like an apple, deep like a cup. but all the kings horses can't pull it up?
Answer: a well.
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Question: What is always on track but never makes tracks?
Answer: A train.
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Question: Not meaning to offend it's creator, but perhaps this "contemporary" PHRASING would make it easier for some.

It may or may not put out a flame.
Being fragile, you need to apply it carefully.
It can't break, but with overuse it will quickly wear thin - thereby
rendering itself ineffectual.
Answer:










MY EXCUSE
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Question: One of these is all you really need
To stop a cut when it starts to bleed.

What am I?
Answer: A Band-Aid
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