Question: Zombies don't need something when they go on
boat trips. What is the thing that they don't need to use??
Answer: life jackets.
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Question: What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Answer: A strawberry!
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Question: Pretend you're a horrible baseball player. Are you good at baseball?
Answer: How should I know, all I know is that you PRETENDED to be a horrible baseball player.
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Question: Im squidgy and im soft, i bounce a lot.One thing i cant do is move around.What am i?
Answer: A wet fart waiting to escape!
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Question: How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Answer: Only one - regardless of the size of the building, "to complete" a building it takes only one last brick.
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Question: I stand Fifty romans
Nothing comes Five romans
Then comes the reverse of three
Then you comes last.
Answer: I LOVE YOU
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Question: A dagger thrust at my own heart,
Dictates the way I'm swayed.
Left I stand, and right I yield,
To the twisting of the blade.
What am I?
Answer: A Lock.
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Question: A plane crashes on the france, spain border so it that case wher do you bury the survivors?
Answer: nowhere because you don't bury survivors
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Question: At the sound of me, men may dream
Or stamp their feet
At the sound of me, women may laugh
Or sometimes weep.
What am I?
Answer: Music.
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Question: the man who made it didn't need it,
the man who bought it couldn't use it,
the man who used it didn't know it.
what is it?
Answer: a coffin
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