Question: there once was a family that lived in a round house. there was a wife, a maid, a father, and a boy. the mother was murdered, but who did it? the father said he was on the computer, the boy said he was reading, the maid said she was vacuumeing the corners. who did it?

Question: What is higher than the highest
What is lower than the lowest
What is better than god
What is worse than the devil
What does a rich man want more than money
What is more scottish than scotland
Who is a better friend to me than chimney

Question: I am tall and skinny. I have an eye, but i cannot use it. What am I?

Question: The man is afraid to go home, because of the man in the mask.

Why?

Question: What listens and sees, and then talks and shows the same amount?

Question: I cannot run,I cannot talk.I cannot see, I feel your hand moving around me.What am I?

Question: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

Question: what is brown when you buy it,
and multicoloured when you are finished with it?

Question: What does everybody know about but nobody has seen, some say they are real some say they are not?

Question: A biological father and son are driving along the motorway, when they have a serious accident.
The father dies INSTANTLY and the son is CRITICAL...
The ambulance take him to the hospital and call the surgeon for an urgent operation on the son.
As the surgeon enters the operation theatre the surgeon is horrified and says "THAT'S MY SON!!!"

How is that possible?