Question: you can only see it in the eyes of reflection
you can only touch it in the hands of your own
you can only find it in the others eyes
you can only kill it in the death of your own
Answer: your face
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Question: two girls go to a store, but they both whant one item,so one girl says "lets flip a coin." she thinks to herself this will be a piece of cake,because she secretly used a double headed coin, but in the end the other girl got it how can that be?
Answer: they are sisters! the little girl without the coin tod their mom she wanted it first so the other little girl didnt. did I get you?
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Question: I see through night ,i'm never in sight . I am nice when im young a sshadow when im old .
Answer: a cat
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Question: One day a man walked by.Then a driver dove by.The man,the driver and I were the only people there.Someone kicked me.The man was one foot away from me.The driver was in his car.Who kicked me?
Answer: The man
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Question: There is a one story blue house. inside the house there is a television..4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a couch, no basement, no attic, and a pool in the back. how many stairs are in the house?
Answer: none. its a 1 story house
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Question: i dreamt i had lunch with four friends-three guys and one lady at a newly opened restaurant in the heart of town.there was so much attention on the lady i could literarily feel the tension.Before the meal was over,they all started dropping down dead in their seats like flies with only two of us guys and the lady remaining.immediately i started feeling woozy, and my eyes started closing,i grabbed the lady and suddenly my eyes cleared.what actually happened?
Answer: it was a dream,i woke up.
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Question: what game can you never win but never lose
Answer: the one you dont play
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Question: what is brown but white, has ear but can't hear, and its a head but not a circle?
Answer: a potato
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Question: There is this girl who owns a pigon. One day, it rained. She put her pigon in her barn even though her pigon loved the rain.
Why coulden't she let her pigon play in the rain?
Answer: It was raining cats and dogs!
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Question: There are six men goin into a church for a mass. when the mass i finished all sox men come out of the church and it is raining! All six men go into the rain to get into the car! They all did not have an umbrella! But only five of them got wet. Why didn't the sixth on get wet?
Answer: Because the sixth one was in a coffin!
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