Question: Imagine you are driving in a car and you aren't paying any attention and suddenly you drive off a dock and into the ocean! The doors are locked and the windows wont open. You don't have anything strong to break the window with.
What do you do?
Answer: Just stop imagining!!!
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Question: Every one of us can take one or two, but only two of us can take back. What are we?
Answer: Checkers. Get it? Take back, as in backwards?
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Question: A man leaves home, runs for a little bit and turns left. Runs some more, and turns left again. He runs a bit more and turns left one more time. When he comes back home he sees two men in masks waiting for hom. Who are the masked man?
Answer: The catcher and the umpire.
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Question: How do cats shop?
Answer: From a cat-a-log.
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Question: A seven letter word, it is greater than god, more evil than a devil , rich people need it , poor people have it and if you eat it you will die.what is it?
Answer: nothing !
nothing is greater than god , nothing is more evil than a devil, rich people need nothing, poor people have nothing and.....if you eat nothing you will die.
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Question: loco guys go crazy wat if u wer 1 wud u die or live?
Answer: ulive stupidhed. y? coz u dont do suicide u just go mental
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Question: What do you call a tv show and a child
Answer: paper and glue
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Question: During the daytime they are lost without being stolen. At night, they arrive without being fetched. What are they?
Answer: The stars
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Question: How are you suppose to say it , a hat with horse feathers , or a hat that has horse feathers.
Answer: You can't say it any way because there are no such thing as horse feathers.
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Question: I am round like a ball and i have sparks what am i
Answer: THE SUN
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