Question: Imagine you are driving in a car and you aren't paying any attention and suddenly you drive off a dock and into the ocean! The doors are locked and the windows wont open. You don't have anything strong to break the window with.
What do you do?
What do you do?
Answer: Just stop imagining!!!
Question: Every one of us can take one or two, but only two of us can take back. What are we?
Answer: Checkers. Get it? Take back, as in backwards?
Question: A man leaves home, runs for a little bit and turns left. Runs some more, and turns left again. He runs a bit more and turns left one more time. When he comes back home he sees two men in masks waiting for hom. Who are the masked man?
Answer: The catcher and the umpire.
Question: How do cats shop?
Answer: From a cat-a-log.
Question: A seven letter word, it is greater than god, more evil than a devil , rich people need it , poor people have it and if you eat it you will die.what is it?
Answer: nothing !
nothing is greater than god , nothing is more evil than a devil, rich people need nothing, poor people have nothing and.....if you eat nothing you will die.
nothing is greater than god , nothing is more evil than a devil, rich people need nothing, poor people have nothing and.....if you eat nothing you will die.
Question: loco guys go crazy wat if u wer 1 wud u die or live?
Answer: ulive stupidhed. y? coz u dont do suicide u just go mental
Question: What do you call a tv show and a child
Answer: paper and glue
Question: During the daytime they are lost without being stolen. At night, they arrive without being fetched. What are they?
Answer: The stars
Question: How are you suppose to say it , a hat with horse feathers , or a hat that has horse feathers.
Answer: You can't say it any way because there are no such thing as horse feathers.
Question: I am round like a ball and i have sparks what am i
Answer: THE SUN
