Question: As i was going to street ives i met a man with his 7 wives and his 5 son and daughters i ment an old lady a women and a dog how many people were going to st ives??
Question: a man goes to bed one night and turns off all the lights in his house. he wakes up the next morning and watches the news seeing this he becomes very upset and distraught. why???
Answer: he lives in a lighthouse so he turned off the main light and caused a shipwreck.
Question: One night, a butler, a baker and a candlestick maker goes into a room the next day 4 people come out of the room how is that possible?
One letter needs to be added to a word to get this.
Answer: You add a k to night so it is a knight in shining armour .