Question: in eyes they are week
with many they seek
in you they apper
but the truth they fear
with many they seek
in you they apper
but the truth they fear
Answer: a lie
Question: Which is the most dangerous city?
Answer: electricity
Question: The eternal darkness, devoid in space.
In one place I am the other I’m not.
To some I exist to others I don’t.
I go forever but never I’m not.
I am eternal like some or not.
What am I?
In one place I am the other I’m not.
To some I exist to others I don’t.
I go forever but never I’m not.
I am eternal like some or not.
What am I?
Answer: Nothingness
Question: A man rode in to town on Friday, stayed for 2 nights, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
Answer: His horse's name was Friday.
Question: A woman shoots her husbund,then she puts him underwater for five minutes, then she hangs him. Five minutes they're on a date. How can this be?
Answer: She shoots her husbund with a camera, then she put him under to develop the picture, and then she hang him up to dry because it's a picture.
Question: What is thick, but also at the same time thin?
Answer: your mind
Question: wich question can you never say yes 2
Answer: are you asleep
Question: a person was found dead out in a field, there was a note on the door for his wife that he was going to the well, which is 2 miles away, this man had a dog. his cantine was on the floor with holes in it, why did he put holes in his cantine
Answer: he didn't, his dog bit holes in it so he hadnothing to drink for the 2 mile walk to the well
Question: What is the best way to inprove a man's driving?
Answer: A police car following behind him.
Question: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: You! when you where a baby you crawled on all four, when your a kid-adult you walked on two legs, and when your old you will walk with a cane.
