Question: in eyes they are week
with many they seek
in you they apper
but the truth they fear
Answer: a lie
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Question: Which is the most dangerous city?
Answer: electricity
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Question: The eternal darkness, devoid in space.
In one place I am the other I’m not.
To some I exist to others I don’t.
I go forever but never I’m not.
I am eternal like some or not.
What am I?
Answer: Nothingness
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Question: A man rode in to town on Friday, stayed for 2 nights, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
Answer: His horse's name was Friday.
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Question: A woman shoots her husbund,then she puts him underwater for five minutes, then she hangs him. Five minutes they're on a date. How can this be?
Answer: She shoots her husbund with a camera, then she put him under to develop the picture, and then she hang him up to dry because it's a picture.
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Question: What is thick, but also at the same time thin?
Answer: your mind
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Question: wich question can you never say yes 2
Answer: are you asleep
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Question: a person was found dead out in a field, there was a note on the door for his wife that he was going to the well, which is 2 miles away, this man had a dog. his cantine was on the floor with holes in it, why did he put holes in his cantine
Answer: he didn't, his dog bit holes in it so he hadnothing to drink for the 2 mile walk to the well
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Question: What is the best way to inprove a man's driving?
Answer: A police car following behind him.
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Question: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: You! when you where a baby you crawled on all four, when your a kid-adult you walked on two legs, and when your old you will walk with a cane.
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