Question: The eternal darkness, devoid in space.
In one place I am the other I’m not.
To some I exist to others I don’t.
I go forever but never I’m not.
I am eternal like some or not.
What am I?
Question: A woman shoots her husbund,then she puts him underwater for five minutes, then she hangs him. Five minutes they're on a date. How can this be?
Answer: She shoots her husbund with a camera, then she put him under to develop the picture, and then she hang him up to dry because it's a picture.
Question: a person was found dead out in a field, there was a note on the door for his wife that he was going to the well, which is 2 miles away, this man had a dog. his cantine was on the floor with holes in it, why did he put holes in his cantine
Answer: he didn't, his dog bit holes in it so he hadnothing to drink for the 2 mile walk to the well