Question: what did the duck say to the other duck?
Answer: to get a job
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Question: what is always coming but never comes
Answer: tommorow
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Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop
Answer: honestly the first thing i thought was life but i now believe that this is one of those riddles that has no answer and is made buy a person that is pestered for a riddle every day and got annoyed so they made a riddle that doesnt have an answer to keep that person occupied while they sat there and laughed a little inside.and if it does have an answer im sure someone would have found it by now!
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Question: u r trapped in a room with no windows or doors with a plank of wood and a saw how do u get out
Answer: saw the plank of wood in half to halves make a hole and clime out of the hole
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Question: I whisper,I shout, the living dance to my name. i am constant, neverending. who am i?
Answer: WIND
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Question: Motherless and fatherless,
born without a skin,
spoke when I came into the world once,
and never spoke again.
What am I?
born without a skin,
spoke when I came into the world once,
and never spoke again.
What am I?
Answer: A fart
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Question: the person that byes me dousnt need me YET the person that made me doen't need me YET but the person that youses me dousnt no it (EVRY ONE NEEDS ME IF THEY CAN AFFORD IT)
Answer: I AM A COFFIN
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Question: You are going to St. Irvings. You meet a man who has seven wifes. Each wife has bag of seven cats. For each cat there are seven kittens. How many people are going to St. Irvings?
Answer: One. Only you are going, you just meet them along the way.
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Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: The answer is no. There is no answer to this riddle besides no i cannot guess this riddle.
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Question: there is an alarm clock clock that says it is 9 o'clock and another clock that says 12 why? scroll down for a hint
it has got nothing to do with it being fast or broken
it has got nothing to do with it being fast or broken
Answer: someone unpluged the alarm clock and pluged it back in and didn't know what time it was so they set it to 12 o'clock
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