Question: There is a girl. She is stuck in a room, with nothing but a piano, baseball, baseball bat, a saw, a table, and the door is locked.
There are several ways to get out, what is one of them?
Answer: One of the ways to gey out is for her to play the piano, until she found the right key, the unlocked the door. Another way she could have got out was to grab the baseball bat and the ball, then hit the ball, and to make a HOME RUN! Or she could have used the saw to cut the table in half, then put the 2 halves make a hole. So, she climbed through the hole.
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Question: why did 1yr old tommy cry after being fed?
Answer: because he had to do the number 2
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Question: There are 2 fathers, and 2 sons in a boat. There are 3 fishing poles, and none of them have to share. How is this possible?
Answer: There is a grandfather, a father, and a son( The father is both a son of the grandfather, and the father of the son).
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Question: A rooster sitting on the roof of the barn lays an egg. Which way will it roll?
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs
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Question: where does a car swim?
Answer: in a car pool
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Question: Can you fit an elephant on a truck with a giraffe?
Answer: No because they are to fat.
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Question: Write the answers to each of these individual questions down and check your answers at the end
First:
How do get an elephant into your refrigerator?

Second:
How do you get a giraffe in your refrigereator?

Third:
All the animals are invited to a meeting and only one does not attend, which animal is it?

Fourth:
You need to cross a crockodile infested river to get home. There is no bridge, boat or near by logs or trees. How do you safely cross?
Answer: First:
How do get an elephant into your refrigerator?
Open the door and put him in and close the door.
(I never said how big the fridge was.)

Second:
How do you get a giraffe in your refrigereator?
Open the door, take the Elephant out, and put
the giraffe in nd close the door.

Third:
All the animals are invited to a meeting and only one does not attend, which animal is it?
The Girrafe, he's trapped in your
Refrigerator.

Fourth:
You need to cross a crockodile infested river to get home. There is no bridge, boat or near by logs or trees. How do you safely cross?
You get in and swim to the other side. The
Aligators are at the meeting.
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Question: What did the shy pebble say?
Answer: I wish I was a little boulder.
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Question: i am in once a minute,twice a week,and once a year. what am i?
Answer: the letter e
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Question: what is greater than god,more evil than the devil,the ric need it,the poor have it,and if you eat it you'll die.
what is it?
Answer: nothing
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