Question: there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way why doesent he stop him
Answer: he isnt in a lorry
Question: There is a building with 54,321 people,and there were 80 floors.Each floor had a total of 884 lights.If each person was in charge of one light,were there more lights or people left?How much more?
Answer: There were more lights left.16,399 lights were left.
Question: whats black when clean and white when dirty?
Answer: a blackboard
Question: The one who made it, sold it. The one who bought it, didn't use it. The one who used it, didn't see it. What is it?
Answer: a Coffin.
Question: The rich need it, the poor have it, darkness and light can overcome it, if you eat it, you'll die, what am I?
Answer: Nothing!
Question: how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day?
Answer: his son got married
Question: Carlie was born in 1948 and later had a child,Casey, in 1979.How is it possible for casey to be older than Carlie now in 2006?
Answer: Carlie was born on a leap year.
Question: What always goes up but never goes down?
Answer: Age
Question: What weighs exactly 2,000 pounds?
Answer: A ton
Question: A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. How can this be?
Answer: The doctor is the attorney's sister.
