Question: iam about 4 inches long with some hair near my end while im being used a white creamy substance appears on my end and iam forcedinto a dark hole and thrusted back and forth into little circles
Answer: a toothbrush
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Question: one day a man painted a bungalo blue everything was blue nothing but blue. what colour were the stairs?
Answer: a bungalo does not have any stairs
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Question: What does a man love more than life, fear more than death or human strife
What the poor have and the rich require, and all contentded man desire
What misers spend and spendthrifters save and all men carry to their grave?
What the poor have and the rich require, and all contentded man desire
What misers spend and spendthrifters save and all men carry to their grave?
Answer: Nothing
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Question: a aleen comes down to earth and
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Question: a lady lives in the 25th floor of an apartment building. when theres nobody in the elevator she takes the stairs. when there is a person in the elevator she takes the elevator. and on rainy days she takes the elevator. Why?
Answer: sh's a midget and cant reach the 25th button, she takes the stairs becaude she can't reach the button, when there are people in the elevator, she asks them to push the button for her,and on rainy days, she pushes the button with her umbrella.
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Question: What can you see, what can you feel, but if you touch it you will die?
Answer: The Sun
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Question: Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed. Who am I?
Answer: I am fat.
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Question: I can move around,
But my space is restricted,
Direct me,
And I'll go were you surf.
I have the name of an animal,
But I am mechanical.
Who or what am I?
But my space is restricted,
Direct me,
And I'll go were you surf.
I have the name of an animal,
But I am mechanical.
Who or what am I?
Answer: A computer mouse
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Question: a father and son are going for a ride. they get in an accident and go to the hospital. when they get there the son needs operation. the doctor takes one look at him and says i cant procede with the operation. why not?
Answer: the doctor was his mother and hospital policy is that you cant operate on family.
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Question: What goes up and never comes down?
Answer: your age
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