Question: Who does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time?

Question: I have eyes but im blind and I have skin but I no blood. I was once alive but now I'm not. What am I?

Question: I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. What am I?

Question: what has 4 legs in the begining 2 in the middle and 3 in the end

Question: A plane crashes on the border of Canada and America. Where do they bury the survivors?

Question: I have 2 coins that equal 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel

Question: a man walkes into a bar and asks for a glass of water the bartender pulls a revolver and SAYS BANG the man jumps but says thank you and leaves why?

Question: black within, red without, four corners round about.

Question: How can you buy 4 suits for a dollar?

Question: What do climbers eat for dessert?