Question: Who does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time?
Answer: a peer
Question: I have eyes but im blind and I have skin but I no blood. I was once alive but now I'm not. What am I?
Answer: A potato
Question: I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. What am I?
Answer: Sunblock!
Question: what has 4 legs in the begining 2 in the middle and 3 in the end
Answer: Baby Adult Then Old man with a cane
Question: A plane crashes on the border of Canada and America. Where do they bury the survivors?
Answer: Survivors?! Are you kidding me Mr. Eager to Bury People Alive?
Question: I have 2 coins that equal 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel
Answer: A quarter and a nickel. as you remember ONE of them wasn't a nickel, the other one is.
Question: a man walkes into a bar and asks for a glass of water the bartender pulls a revolver and SAYS BANG the man jumps but says thank you and leaves why?
Answer: he had the hiccups and the bartender rather than give him water scared them out of him
Question: black within, red without, four corners round about.
Answer: a chimney
Question: How can you buy 4 suits for a dollar?
Answer: Buy a deck of cards.
Question: What do climbers eat for dessert?
Answer: Rock cakes!
