Question: What walks on four legs in the beggining, two legs in the middle and three legs in the end?
Answer: A person. When they're born the crawl on four, when the get older they walk on 2 legs and when the get old they walk with a cane.
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Question: what goes up a chimny down but cant go down a chimny up?
Answer: an umbrella
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Question: heart with a z on it can't be fixed
Answer: broken love
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Question: i start with a B and end in a A monkeys eat me and i am yellow what am i
Answer: B.A.N.A.N.A
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Question: Now you are captured by enimes in a war, the king lets you choose the way of your death.
1: You any be drown to death, you body fed to sharks.2: You are to be tied to a pole and burned alive.3: You will be thrown to wolves not fed for 30 days. 4: Left to starvein the dungen. or 5:You are thrown into a hole 50ft. down. Luck is on your side and you choose the right one and escape with your life, but what one did you chose?
Answer: 3: thrown to wolves, for they can go without food for 30 days and not be starving.
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Question: What walks on 4legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3legs in the evening?
Answer: Man. morning= baby stage
afternoon=child-mid age
evening=elderly, cane =3rd leg
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Question: What is black, white, and red all over?
Answer: A sunburned ZEBRA!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA
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Question: What is better than God, Worse than Satan. Dead people eat it and if you eat it you will die?
Answer: Nothing
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Question: theres a guy on sunny days to get to his office on the 45 floor he takes the elevator to the 25 floor. on rainny days he goes up to the 45 floor in the elovator. how come he doesnt use the whole elavator ride on sunny days?
Answer: beacuse hes a miget and on rainny days he has an umbrella and he uses his umbrella to hit the 45 floor button but he doesnt have it on sunny days!
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Question: whats black and white and red all over?
Answer: An embarresd zebra.
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