Question: How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
Answer: You wave at him
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Question: there was one story house. what was the car's color? (enter here) The windows' color? (enter here)What was the garage's color? (enter here)
What were the stairs' color? (enter here)
Answer: There are no Stairs!!!
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Question: if one electric train is going west at 50mph, and a second electric train is going east at 78mph with the wind blowing south at 36mph, what is the average direction that the two trains smoke blows
Answer: electric trains don't create smoke
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Question: If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is their to hear does it make a sound?
Answer: theirs no answer.
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Question: I can be as dark as the sky when the day is done,
Yet I can be as bright as the shining sun.
Way up high with my sparkling friends,
I look over you through all ends.
What am I?
Answer: The Moon
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Question: I have a bed, and yet I never sleep.
I Have a mouth, yet I never eat.
I often murmur, yey I never talk.
I run but never walk.
What Am I?
Answer: A River
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Question: A man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask. Whoe is the man in the mask?
Answer: An umpire at a baseball game.
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Question: What do you call a octopus wich is a doctor?
Answer: A doctopus!
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Question: What Thing Is Not A Thing But Has A Name?
It Can Be Tall Or Short
It Joins In With Are Games
It Joins In With Are Talks
And Joins In With Are Sport
Answer: A Shadow
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Question: Divide 100 Rs note b/w 10 people without using a 10 Rs note.U can use Rs 50,20,5,2,1 note .Two or more persons may get the same not also. ....solve ?
Answer: Rs 50*1---1person
Rs 20*1---1 ''
Rs 5*5----5 ''
Rs 2*2----2 ''
Rs 1*1----1 ''

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