Question: You are at a funeral and there is a woman that died. You see a man crying in the corner. You go up to the man and ask what connection he had to the woman.
He says:
"Brothers and sisters, I have none,
But her father is my father's son."
What connection does the man have with the woman who died?
Question: a man lived on the top floor of an appartment building. every day when he left to go to work he rode the elevater all the way to the lobby but every day when he came back from work he would ride the elevator half way then take the stairs the rest of the way. why is this?
Answer: the man rode the elevator half way because he was a hobbit and so the highest button he could reach was half way.