Question: A lady is unlocking the door to her round house when she hears a scream. She goes in and finds her husband dead. The Butcher says, "I was chopping meat." The Cook says, "I was cooking fish." The maid says, "I was sweeping the corners." Who killed the husband?

Question: what is white on the inside brown on the outside and has eyes all over?

Question: What can go up a chimney down but connot go down a chimney up?

Question: There is a wooden cube with a height, length, and width of 1 inch. When water is slowly rising at .5 miles per hour. How long will it take for the water to go over the wooden cube?

Question: There is a lazy dog,What does he chase?

Question: When you catch it you can't throw it back. You don't want it when some one gives it to you. The longer it takes you to catch it, the worse it will be when you do. Once you catch it there is no way you can drop it. The closer the friend you are to some one, the higher the chances of you giving them the thing they don't want. What am I talking about?

Question: who sing i wana love u?

Question: A truck is traveling south down a road after he fills up on gas. Once he does his truck in total with him in the truck and all luggage weighs exactly 4 tonnes. About an hour later he approaches a bridge with a sign that reads, "WARNING: bridge holds only 4 tonnes!!" so the truck driver just drives right on. Once in the middle of the bridge a seagull flies along and lands on the truck. Why does the bridge not collapse??

Question: I know lots of people,
the old and the young,
but this man's father,
Is my father's son.
WHO IS HE???

Question: What is better than God,more evil than the devil, the rich need it,the poor have it and if your it you will die.