Question: What is white when thrown up and white and yellow when thrown down?
Answer: An egg!!!
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Question: a man is watching the 7:00 news he turns off the t.v., turns off the light ,goes up to the attic, turns on the light, and kills himself. WHY?
Answer: he lives in a light house and forgot to turn on the light and the report is about a crash into the lighthouse.
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Question: What is greater than God,
And more evil than the devil?
The poor have it and the rich need it.
If you eat it your days are numbered.
What is it?
And more evil than the devil?
The poor have it and the rich need it.
If you eat it your days are numbered.
What is it?
Answer: Nothing!
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Question: can u solve 3x+6?
Answer: 3x+6 / 2x+4
=1+1r1+2
=2r3
2(2x+4)+3
=3x+6
=4x+7
x
=-1
So the ans is x=-1
Well its not true.
=1+1r1+2
=2r3
2(2x+4)+3
=3x+6
=4x+7
x
=-1
So the ans is x=-1
Well its not true.
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Question: you are a bus driver.
at the first stop u drop off 10 kids.
then u pick up 7 kids and drop off 2.
in the next two stops 4 kids are droped off and 7 are picked up.
what is the bus driver's name?
at the first stop u drop off 10 kids.
then u pick up 7 kids and drop off 2.
in the next two stops 4 kids are droped off and 7 are picked up.
what is the bus driver's name?
Answer: ur own name!!!!
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Question: there was two mothers and two daughters that went to a carnival and each a prize in a game but there was onley three prizes given out how is that possible?
Answer: there was a grandma a mom and a grandaughter
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Question: Three guys were looking for a piece of ice for an ice sculptor. They stumble upon one with two humans in it! A male and a female.Without using any scientifc equipment or taking DNA , they easily identified who they were... Adam and Eve. How did they know it was them?
Answer: They saw they had no belly buttons. Adam and Eve both had no human parents. Your belly buttom is formed from what is left from your umbilcle cord. The only way you can get an umbilicle cord is if you have a mother- which they didn't.
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Question: A house is standing,
all four walls piont north,
A bear walks by.
what color is the bear?
all four walls piont north,
A bear walks by.
what color is the bear?
Answer: There is no answer
Bears don't live on the south pole,
(if a building were standing with all walls pionting north the only place it could be is the south pole)
Bears don't live on the south pole,
(if a building were standing with all walls pionting north the only place it could be is the south pole)
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Question: it is light;but its to high to touch,it is colourful too!!
Answer: rainbow
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Question: Imagine you are in a room. The room is completely pitch black. It is just black. There is absolutely no windows, no doors, and no lights. There coud be stairs, there could not be. But there is a way out.
HOW DO YOU GET OUT?!
HOW DO YOU GET OUT?!
Answer: Stop imagining
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