Question: So a guy walks into a bar, sits down and the bar and starts talking to the bartender. he tells the bartender what was wrong with him. then he said, "man, i really need a glass of water." the bartender pulls out a real, loaded gun, and flips the safety switch. "oh my gosh!" the man yells, then says, "thanks you so much!" and walks out of the bar. what was wrong with him? hint: he asked for water, but he wasnt's thirsty.
Question: A girl wants a drink of juice that is ice cold,but the ice cubes are too big,she cant put the bottle in the freezer and cant drink from a diffrent cup to drink from ,but ends up with a ice cold drink. how dose she do it?
Answer: simple,she gets ice cubes from the freezer putes them in a diffrent cup of juice puts the ice in that waits for it to get cold pours that juice in the bottle and drinks it.
Question: a woman married 3 men. they never got devoriced ,they didn't die and she didn't die.it is also illegal to get married with more than one person at one time.how is it possible for her to marrie them?
Answer: she was the the person that married the three men because she was the pastor of the church
Question: A man enters a hospital to check how's his wife. By the time he goes up the stairs, the lights runns out (an electric failure). Then he realises that his wife is dead before even seing her; how?
Answer: Because his wife was connected to ellectronics...
Question: There is a plane with 40 passengers. The plane crashes on the border of Mexico and the United States. 5 of the 40 people die. Where do they burry the survivors?
Answer: You don't burry survivors.
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Question: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?
Answer: A person when their born, they crawl on 4 legs, when they get older, they walk on 2 legs and when they get old, the walk with a cane.