Question: A woman was sleeping. The next day she is found dead. There is no blood or any evidence of violence. All that was found was a pair of scissors, how did she die.
Answer: She was sleeping in a water bed. The scissors cut the bed open and she drown
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Question: You want to build a stone wall around your 12'x20' garden. If the bricks are 6" high & 6" wide and 1' long,.

How many bricks will you need to make a wall 6" wide & 4' tall ?
Answer: a STONE wall has NO bricks!!!
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Question: I have a tongue but i cant talk.
What am I?
Answer: A Shoe
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Question: What has no 5 common sences, but know what's happening everywhere?
Answer: The world.
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Question: A man is found dead in an alley. He has a gun in one hand and a tape recorder in the other. the cop picks up the recorder and hits play. this is the message he hears. "Ive had enough it is time to take my life. *Gunshot*" instead of a suicide report, the cop files a homicide repport. Why?
Answer: Dead men cant rewind tape recorders
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Question: 3 people go to a hotel is cost 30$. they each pay 10$. the clerk realizes o no they only should have paid 25$. so he gives 5$ to the bell boy. they bell boy a thief so he steal 2$. he gives the guys 3$ and say is only costed 27$.

so why doesnt this work?

3*9=27+2=29
3 people * the amount paid + the thief's 2 should =30$
Answer: 3*10=30$
3*9=27+3=30$
3*9=27-2=25
25+3+2=30
you shouldn't add the two since the two is already in the 27 so you subtract the two and add the total 5.
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Question: There was a donkey tied on a 3 metre rope and there was a carrot 5 metres away but the donkey still got it. How did it do this
Answer: The rope wasnt tied to anything apart from the donkey!!
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Question: I,m hard,i'm round.I have a head, i have a tail that cannot move I have no hands, i have no feet. What am i?
Answer: I'm proud t be a quarter.
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Question: I kill many, yet it wasn't my fault.
They shouldn't have touched my source, for they were the ones that paid the price.
Many kids can draw me, yet a lot do not have a chance to.
I come in many forms, all of them daily.
I can start fires, and stick you to the wall.
I'm quik moving and always hit my target.
You can run, but you can't hide from me.
What am I?

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Answer: Electricity.
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Question: Which table is there in the kitchen always?
Answer: Vegetable
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