Question: There was a butcher. He was 5 "7". What did he weigh?
Answer: He was a butcher. He weighed meat.
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Question: the poor have me,
the rich dont,
if you eat or drink me you will die,
the blind see me,
the deaf hear me
waht am i
the rich dont,
if you eat or drink me you will die,
the blind see me,
the deaf hear me
waht am i
Answer: nothing
the poorhave nothing
the rich dont have nothing
if you eat and drink nothing you will die
the blind see nothing
the deaf hear nothing
i am nothing
the poorhave nothing
the rich dont have nothing
if you eat and drink nothing you will die
the blind see nothing
the deaf hear nothing
i am nothing
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Question: theres 1 mom 1 grandma and 2 daughters. they want to split 3 fish equally without cutting it in half. how did they do it?
Answer: the second daughter is the mom who is the grandmas daughter. get it?theres really only 3 people.
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Question: I can be well spent or I could be lost
I can not be bent but I can be bought
I am something that can not be found in a store
Because I will be here when you are here no more
I can not be bent but I can be bought
I am something that can not be found in a store
Because I will be here when you are here no more
Answer: Time
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Question: What type of coat is wet and has no buttons?
Answer: A coat of paint!
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Question: Yo Momma is so fat she fell and ate a red book. How is that so?
Answer: Driving Drunk Kills
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Question: Vocieless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
Answer: Wind
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Question: The person who makes it sells it
The person who buys it never uses it
The person who uses it never see's it
What is it?
The person who buys it never uses it
The person who uses it never see's it
What is it?
Answer: A coffin
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Question: What is Greater than God, More Evil than the Devil, The rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you die?
Answer: Nothing
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Question: How can you get 1 by adding 2 to 11?
Answer: if u add 2hours to 11oclock we get 1clock
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