Question: you are runing a race and you take over the person in 2nd place what place are you in?
Answer: 2nd (not 1st)
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Question: If a tree falls in the forest and your not there, does it make a sound.
Answer: Yes it does, the question asked if it makes a sound, not if you heard it.
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Question: a guy walks into a barn and sees a man hanging 13 feet high, and he sees a wet spot right below him. there wuz nothing in the barn, so how did he hang himself?
Answer: it wuz spring and when he killed himself, it wuz winter, so he decided to stand on an ice block. and when spring came, the ice melted
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Question: I am alive without breath,i am as cold as death,
I am never thirsty and ever drinking i am wrapped
in chain mail but as I move I am never clinking.
I am never thirsty and ever drinking i am wrapped
in chain mail but as I move I am never clinking.
Answer: a fish
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Question: What has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together?
Answer: Duck Tape
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Question: When you expect the unexpected what will happen?
Answer: The Expected
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Question: if you went to bed at 8 p.m and set the alarm to 9 , in the morning how many hours of sleep would you get?
Answer: You get 1 hour of sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Question: I can be long or short, i can be thick or thin, i can be red or white, and i'll always fit right. What am I?
Answer: a tampon.
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Question: a boy found 3 pices of gold each pices whieght was 3 pounds and the boy came to a bridge and a sign said 82 pounds only ,the boys whieght is 76 pounds how can he go arcoss the bridge safely?
Answer: he make two trips=~)
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Question: Wild Man Dave said: "You will boil me in water." The fairies were faced with a dilemma. If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil. They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false. The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Wild Man Dave free.
Answer: Wild Man Dave said: "You will boil me in water." The fairies were faced with a dilemma. If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil. They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false. The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Wild Man Dave free.
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