Question: What is yours but your friends use it more than you do?
Answer: Your name!
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Question: How do you make seven, even?
Answer: You take away the S
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Question: I get light in night dark in day, wet when sunny and dry when rain. If you touch me you can't feel me but if you don't you can feel me. You use me twice a day. Who am I?
Answer: Shadow
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Question: A man got caught by the policemans and have to get killed. The policemans gave the man three choices for how to get killed. The first choice was get shot by a gun. The second choice was sit in a electric chair. And the third choice was sent in a cage with 30 lions that didn't eat for two month. And what if the man is smart. What will he choose?
Answer: The cage with 30 lions that didn't eat for two month because if a lion didn't eat for two month it'll die.
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Question: Imagine you are a busdriver. You drive down Huston Lane and pick up 6 people. You drive through Smith Avenue and drop off 2 people. You drive up Casey Street and pick up and another 10 people, while further up the street you drop off 1 person.
How old is the busdriver?
Answer: It's your own age! I mentioned at the start that YOU were the busdriver!
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Question: When seven is seven and nine is nine,
The difference is you and I entwined.
Answer: 2

the difference between 7 and 9 = 2.
you + I = 2.
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Question: What do you call a clever sweet?
Answer: A smartie!
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Question: A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
Answer: ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
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Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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Question: a man road up the hill on tuesday,stayed there for 3 nights and rode down again on tuesday. how does this work?
Answer: his horse was called tuesday
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