Question: A boy lives in a 20 story hotel with his mum.(he lives in the 20th floor)He takes the lift down in the morning to go to school but when he comes home he goes in the lift but press to go to the 15th floor and walk the rest of the way. why?
Answer: Because hes to small to reach the top button
Question: there is a man, he is dead in a room hanging from the ceiling. there is nothing in the room except a puddle of water and the windows were not broken and the room was locked from the inside, how did he die
Answer: he pulled a big block of ice under the noose, put the noose around his neck, and waited for the ice to melt.
Question: I am round and shiny, I have two sides.
Sounds come out yet I have no mouth.
I need some help to let my sound come out.
I have a hole somewhere in me.
What am I?
Answer: A CD!!
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Question: What can run but never walks? Has a mouth but never talks? Has a bed but never sleeps? Has a head but never weeps?