Question: There is a single story pink house. Everything in it is pink. The walls are pink, the stairs are pink, and so is everything else. What color are the stairs of the house?
Answer: The answer is nothing because a single story house has no stairs.
Question: Asall the Blooming Flowers grow, they grow farther & farther from their past. But there will always be one thing that connects them to their roots...
Answer: their stem
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Question: A man comes home, turns on the TV and see's something horrible on the news. He walks upstairs, turn's on a light, look's out his window... and then kills himself. What did he see?
Answer: A cruise ship fatally crashed onto rocks. The man lives in a lighthouse. (The news said he forgot to turn on the light, and the ship crashed killing everyone inside.)
Question: there is this man drounding in the water. so a boat comes by and askes if he needs help he said no god will save me so the boat leves so the next boat comes by and askes if he needs help he said no god will save he said ok and went away when he dies and goes to heaven he askes god why he did save him ? what did god say?
Question: As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wifes,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had a kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wifes,
How many were going to St.Ives.