Question: you build a house with all four cornors facing south suddenly a bear walks by... what colour is the bear???

Question: There is a round hotel. A famous person walks in. The lights go off. When the lights turn back on the famous person is dead. Who did it, the waiter dusting the corner, the chef holding cleavers, or the crazy customer?

Question: at yung i am tall,at old i am short. what am i?

Question: Two trains were going 60mph on a one way track and were going in different directions, facing each other. How didn't they crash?

Question: The word has seven letters.
It preceded god.
It is grater than god.
More evil than the devil.
Poor people have it.
Wealthy people need it.
If you eat it you will die.


HAVE YOU WORKED IT OUT YET!

Question: you have two american coins. the sum of the two american coins equals 30 cents. one of them is not a nickel.what are the two coins?

Question: What is red when you buy it, and brown when you thow it away?

Question: A man was born in 1934. He is currently 18 years old, how is this possible?

Question: a man walks into a dark room. He can
see nothing. Another man walks into
the same room. Then a cat comes in.
The two men killed the cat instead of
each other why?

The answer: They noticed the cat was
high on catnip.So the cat would go wild and bounce off the walls. If anyone or anypet
touched the walls,or roof the room would
sound a alarm and explode.

Question: A man leaves home, makes 3 left turns, and is now running home with a whole crowd of people yelling at him. When he gets home, there are two masked men, where is he and who are the masked men?