Question: What can go up a chimney down but cant go down a chimney up?

Question: I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
Inside the red house there were lots of pegs,
Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains,
The only rule wast that the pen could not remain,
I am the owner of a pet store,
I go in like water and come out like a roar.
What am I?

Question: a man was dressing up as a woman 4 a fancy dress thingy and he met his ex-wife there. they had a fight! what did the man do to his ex-wife?

Question: Green,
White,
Red,
Black dots.





What am I?

Question: there was this man and he was on a 20m ladder he was clening a windo no a high rise bliding he slip and fell yat he did not die how is this posable

Question: what is it each time you take from it
it grows up

Question: There was a tornado. A man went to take shelter in his basement. He was carrying candles down the wooden stairs when a sudden gust of wind made the house shake and him trip. The candles fell out of his hands and onto the wooden stairs. Why didn't the stairs catch fire?

Question: The man who makes me sells me,
The man who buys me doesn't use me,
The man who uses me doesnt know he's using me.

What am I???

Question: If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Question: A young girl visits her grandma everyday, the grandma lives on the 6th floor of the building and there is an elevator and stairs. On a hot sunny day the girl gets out on the 5th floor and walks the last flight of stairs as opposed to a rainy day where she takes the elevator all the way up to the 6th floor, Why is this so?