Question: what is it?
the maker will never want it
the buyer will never use it
and the user will never see it?
Answer: a coffin
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Question: What do you call a octopus wich is a doctor?
Answer: A doctopus!
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Question: there's a man, a grandmother and her grand daughter sitting on a train across from each other [the grandmother and grand daughter are sitting across from the man], they go through a tunnel and it's pitch black, you hear a kiss, a slap and a scream. What happened?
Answer: the guy kissed his hand, the grandmother slapped him thinking he kissed the grand daughter and the grand daughter screamed because she's afraid of the dark
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Question: my name is hidden in my name. I was a very famous fictional character.
Answer: Le - The
Veg - Vegetable
Noir - Black

the black vegetable aka The Black Adder - My name before a suggestion by Baldrick.
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Question: What direction is 4+no5?
Answer: South, flip it around
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Question: Rip me off and scratch my head,
What now is black was once red.
What am I?
Answer: A Match
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Question: There are two rooms. One has three lights and the other has three switches. Bob starts out in the room with the switches. He is alone. He can not see the room with the lights. Once he leaves the the switches room, the door closes and locks. How does Bob figure out which light goes to which switch?
Answer: Bob turns on a light, leaves a light off, and turns on the light for a few minutes and then turns it off. He leaves the room and sees a light on and two of them off. He touches the two lights to see which is warm and which is cool.
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Question: I'm as light as a feather yet few can hold me. What am I?
Answer: I am a tounge.
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Question: Everyday I see me. I can't make it stopfor it is nearly in every step I take. What am I?
Answer: Reflection
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Question: The beginning of eternity the end of time and space the begining of the end and the end of every place
Answer: the letter E


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