Question: Why was Miss Cow sad?
Answer: Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
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Question: If you were in a cement box with no windows or doors and only had a mirror and a table inside of it with you. How could you get out.
Answer: You would look in the mirror and see what you "saw".Take the saw and cut the table in half.
Two halfs make a "whole".So you jump through the whole.
Two halfs make a "whole".So you jump through the whole.
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Question: I'm 51 feet tall.I can blow marshmellows out of my mouth.I can fly.Who am I?
Answer: I'm in your imgination.
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Question: In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Answer: It happens every year.
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Question: a man was walking his dog the man rode yet walked what was the dogs name?
Answer: the dogs name was yet
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Question: What is the first thing you do before you get out of the car?
Answer: your out
First you must get in before you get out!! You are out of the car remember.
First you must get in before you get out!! You are out of the car remember.
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Question: How can you put 2 jugs of water into 1 barrel and still knowing which water came from which jug?
Answer: You freeze 1 of the jugs of water and then put both of the jugs of water in.
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Question: What does a child eat 1,500 of before his or her high school graduation?
Answer: Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches.
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Question: whats the first letter in the word yellow.
Answer: y? because i want to know.
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Question: There were three girls going to school.They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?
Answer: Because it was not raining!!!
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