Question: if a tree falls and know ones there can you hear it?
Answer: nope because nobodys there to hear it
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Question: there is a room with ten people in it .the room has no funiture it is just a square room .the people are leaning against the four walls.where could you put an apple so only one person could see it.(you are allowed to rearange the people)
Answer: tell them to form a line and then put the apple in front of the leader of the line
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Question: What has no beginning middle or end?
Answer: A Doughnut
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Question: The lone ranger rode into town on friday.
he stayed for 5 days and left that friday.
how could this be?
Answer: His horses name is friday..




HE RODE IN ON FRIDAY.
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Question: whatis a monster's favorite been
Answer: a human been
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Question: What swings open every day, and can be any shape and size?
What has a handle that you shake hands with every day?
Answer: A Door
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Question: What storms the clouds with anger
Darting through the sky
Looking for a target
For its firey fury?
Answer: Lightning
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Question: In this race I will never lose, no matter the shape of your running shoes. Run all day, run all night, i promise still i will outlast your fight. I need no rest, no water no food, i am sure i would like, im not being rude. So stop now, while you;re ahead. The only time you'll beat me, is when you're dead. What am I?
Answer: Time.
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Question: what do you get when you dial 1234 1234 1234 56785678567800000?
Answer: a big blister on your finger.
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Question: What can you catch but you cant throw???
Answer: A cold!!!
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