Question: A PLANE CRASHES ON THE BORDER OF MEXICO AND THE USA. WHERE DO THE BURY THE SURVIVORS?
Answer: YOU DON'T BURY SURVIVORS THEY SURVIVED!
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Question: what is the begining of enternity
the end of life
the end of time
and the end to every race
Answer: e
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Question: A horse is tied to a pole. The rope is 15 meters long. The horse's food is 5 meters away from the horse. How does he get it?
Answer: The food is within the 15-meter radius of the circle the horse is in. He can easily reach his food.
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Question: So you got a marshmallow, a pop sock, and a plank of good ol' wood. You're in a metal room with welded walls and doors, ceilings, and floors. THERE IS NO WAY OUT. But you CAN get out. How?
Answer: You rip the marshmallow in half to get a marsh, then surf across the marsh on the plank of good ol'wood with your amazing skills, then you rip a hole in the pop sock and climb out of the hole.
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Question: as i was going to saint ives i met a man with seven wives those seven wives had seven cats those seven cats had seven mice. How many are going to saint ives?
Answer: 1
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Question: 2 fathers and 2 sons bought 3 apples and had a whole apple each. How is this possible
Answer: there are 3 people. A Grandfather(Father to the Father), A Father(Father to the the Son and Son to the Grandfather) and A Son(A son to the father) if you add that up

1 Father+1 Father+1 son+1 son=2 Father and teo sons=3 people.
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Question: You can use 2 coins to make 30 cents, 1 is not a nickel, what are the 2 coins.
Answer: a quarter and a nickle
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Question: How do cats cut their grasses?
Answer: With a lawn meower!
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Question: If you want to get from one side of a 100ft long and a 100ft deep canyon to the other side and all you have is a 12ft ladder and a endless supply of rope how do you get to the other side.
Answer: Fill the canyon with the rope and walk a cross.
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Question: Though my words you cannot see
I will not silence in spite of thee
I will not sound with truth and lies
But im sure my trickery will suffice
Answer: a voice
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