Question: what produces glue?
Answer: your right hand
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Question: You know what I am,
I am something,
but I am nothing,
What am I?
Answer: I am a Riddle!
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Question: its what the dead eat, a richman don't need and a begger has what is it.
Answer: nothing
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Question: There is a man who is walking down a street and see's a girl about to jump he walks over and says hey before you jump can you give me a Blow job and she says Sure. 10 minutes later he says that was the best and longest blow job ive ever gotten why would you jump if you can do that!

*Awnser for the Catch
Answer: Because my parents kicked me out for pretending to be a girl! -Ew ownage
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Question: I weather rock
With silent ease;
I rile the sea
I go where i please;
I race at great speeds
And I carry the bees.
What am I?
Answer: I am the wind.
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Question: im short but tall at the same time ? describe me
Answer: im shorter then some but taller than others
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Question: there is a room with nothing in it. It is 20 foot from the floor to the ceiling and there is a man hung from the ceiling all there is, is a puddle of water underneath him how did he manage to hang himself?
Answer: the puddle was a block of ice so he climbed up it hung himself and the ice melted.
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Question: On what side of a cup do you put the handle?
Answer: The out side!!
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Question: You walked one day down the street.  You found something that was worth something.  You made sure you didn't lose it.  It has color , size and shape.   Everyone of them is different.  You enjoy it a lot.  You like it and you count it over and over.What am I ?
Answer: vending machinesI am money!
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Question: With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
Answer: stapler
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