Question: There is a man who is walking down a street and see's a girl about to jump he walks over and says hey before you jump can you give me a Blow job and she says Sure. 10 minutes later he says that was the best and longest blow job ive ever gotten why would you jump if you can do that!
*Awnser for the Catch
Answer: Because my parents kicked me out for pretending to be a girl! -Ew ownage
Question: there is a room with nothing in it. It is 20 foot from the floor to the ceiling and there is a man hung from the ceiling all there is, is a puddle of water underneath him how did he manage to hang himself?
Answer: the puddle was a block of ice so he climbed up it hung himself and the ice melted.
Question: You walked one day down the street. You found something that was worth something. You made sure you didn't lose it. It has color , size and shape. Everyone of them is different. You enjoy it a lot. You like it and you count it over and over.What am I ?
Question: With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?