Question: A rooster laid an egg on the very top of a house.


Can you tell me witch way the egg will roll?
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs.
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Question: How Do You Live When You Died??
Answer: You Have CHRIST In Your Heart!!!!
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Question: THE BEGINING OF ETERNITY, THE END OF TIME AND SPACE, THE BEGINING OF THE END, AND THE END OF EVERY PLACE.



WHAT IS IT?
Answer: THE LETTER "E".
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Question: My life is measured in hours.
I live by being devoured.
Thin I am quick.
Fat I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
What am I?
Answer: A candle
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Question: I have three eyes.When the red one opens,all freeze.
Answer: Traffic light
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Question: What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: AGE.
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Question: A famliy of four(mom,dad,son,sister)and there dog and cat walk into a room.There is One table for two in the middle of the room.The Mom sits at one end and the son at the other.The sister and dad are sitting also but there are only the two chairs.Where are the Dad and sister sitting?
Answer: there are three anwsers:
1)on the dog and cat
2)on the mom and son's lap
3)on the table
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Question: Which weighs more a ton of bricks,or a ton of feathers?
Answer: They weigh the same, they both weigh a ton.
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Question: A barn's roof is shaped liked an upside down 'V'. A rooster makes a nest on the exact point of it, and lays an egg. Which side does the egg roll down?
Answer: Neither. A rooster doesn't lay eggs!
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Question: You can run out of me, But I never end.
What am I?
Answer: Time
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