Question: A farmer needed help moving sacks of grain, so he got his assistent to help him. The farmer carried 1 sack of grain, the assistent carried 2 sacks. Who carried the heavier load, the farmer of his assistent.
Answer: The farmer did. if u read it closely it says "he farmer carried 1 sack of grain, the assistent carried 2 sacks."... so the assistent only carried 2 empty sacks and the farmer carried 1 full sack.
Question: With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
Question: There were three guys that died on Christmas. They were sent to heaven, but only could enter if they each brought one thing that represented Christmas. The first guy brought a stocking, and god let him in. The second guy brought a ornament, and god let him in also. The third guy brought him a pair of underwear. All three of their spirits rested in heaven. How is the third guy in heaven?
Answer: When god asked what a pair of underwear had to do with Christmas, the guy replied "Their Carol's"