Question: What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
Answer: An Umbrella. When the umbrella is closed, it can go up the chimney. But when the umbrella is open, it cant go down it.
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Question: A 15ft man is standing up straight with a glass off water. He puts the glass on his head and lets it drop to the floor without spilling a drop on the floor.

How did he do this?
Answer: He drank the water before putting it on his head
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Question: A man was going to New York. Along the way he met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven children. Each child had seven cats. Each cat had seven kittens.Kittens, cats, children, wives. How many people are going to New York?
Answer: The one man.
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Question: gravity what a power it has on planet earth. it hits you on the head day by day and you complain. I come in many shapes and sizes, and melt away. what am i?
Answer: hail
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Question: Where do you go to become an ice cream man?
Answer: Sundae School
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Question: I want yall to know that 87% of 1st graders got this right, when 5% of Harvard law school students got this right.

Whats greater than god,
Eviler than the devil,
The poor have me,
The rich need me,
And if you eat me you die.
Answer: Nothing
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Question: I look flat, but I am deep,
Hidden realms I shelter.
Lives I take, but food I offer.
At times I am beautiful.
I can be calm, angry and turbulent.
I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death.
No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have.
What am I?
Answer: An ocean.
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Question: Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet,
All day I will follow
No matter how fast you run,
Yet I nearly perish
In the midday sun.
What am I?
Answer: Your shadow.
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Question: This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What am I?
Answer: Time!
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Question: Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
Answer: There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same
brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
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